ONE MAN, ONE SHILLING?

2019 population census results, top to bottom.

1. Nairobi County – 4,397,073
2. Kiambu – 2,417,735
3. Nakuru – 2,162,202
4. Kakamega – 1,867,579
5. Bungoma – 1,670,570
6. Meru – 1,545,714
7. Kilifi – 1,453,787
8. Machakos – 1,421,932
9. Kisii – 1,266,860
10. Mombasa – 1,208,333
11. Uasin Gishu – 1,163,186
12. Narok – 1,157,873
13. Kisumu – 1,155,574
14. Kitui – 1,136,187
15. Homa Bay – 1,131,950
16. Kajiado – 1,117,840
17. Migori – 1,116,436
18. Muranga – 1,056,640
19. Siaya – 993,183
20. Trans Nzoia – 990,341
21. Makueni – 987,653
22. Turkana – 926,976
23. Kericho – 901,777
24. Busia – 893,681
25. Nandi – 885,711
26. Bomet – 875,689
27. Mandera – 867,457
28. Kwale – 866,820
29. Garissa – 841,353
30. Wajir – 781,263
. Nyeri – 759,164
32. Baringo – 666,763
33. Nyandarua – 638,289
34. West Pokot – 621,241
35. Kirinyaga – 610,411
36. Embu – 608,599
37. Nyamira – 605,576
38. Vihiga – 590,013
39. Laikipia – 518,560
40. Marsabit – 459,785
41. Elgeyo Marakwet – 454,480
I skipped number 31 because I want to focus on Laikipia which is County Number 31
42. Tharaka Nithi – 393,177 (stronghold for election thievery)
43. Taita Taveta – 340,671
44. Tana River – 315,943
45. Samburu – 310,327
46. Isiolo – 268,002
47. Lamu – 143,920

Laikipia people, with a population of 518,560, please go easy on the formula that uses population. Because we stand to be disadvantaged. We don’t have good numbers to be parroting the one man one shilling, or even one man one vote song. Numbers hatuna.

Hiyo barabara wanakosa kutengeneza because hakuna population inatumia hiyo barabara. Yes, the barabara that you are thinking of right now.

In another post I will also count the number of votes per counties uone pia kwa votes we should pretend we cannot hear the question. Tondu it still does not favour us.

In terms of population tuko number 39 out of 47 but you want to shout loudly about one man one shilling?

Government uses data from the Kenya National Bureau of Statistics. In this post I have quoted their census results for 2019. That is the data that could be used in one man one shilling. Do we have another census before 2027? Nope. The next census is in 2029.

You expect Ruto to use one man one shilling? Amka usikojoe kitanda mtu wangu.

Laikipia you should be singing the land mass song.